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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
friendly-eldritch-goddess
linecoveredinjellyfish

inside you, young transmasculine person, is a voice that will tell you not to like certain things because they're For Girls. that is the voice of the devil, and you must never listen to it.

friendly-eldritch-goddess

for those that need it:

inside you, young transfeminine person, is a voice that will tell you not to like certain things because they're Too Manly. that is the voice of the devil, and you must never listen to it.

spinchs-field
valleyfthdolls

You can bend over backwards trying not to be one of “those” cringey queers who wears pride everywhere and goes by arson and has they/it/fluff/pixel/boo pronouns on a catgender pin they wear everywhere and suppress everything “extra” unlikable about your identity and pass as a “normal” cishet and mock everyone who dyes their hair for pride and wears rainbow nail polish and guess what? Conservatives will still want you dead. There is no appeasing them. Stand by your community. Maybe you’ll find that arson (they/it/fluff/pixel/boo) is going to be the best goddamn person to have in your corner when the republicans you’ve given up your life to placate inevitably turn on you and try to sentence you to death because any amount of queer is too damn queer. Maybe you’ll find that we are a community for a reason. We’re all equally degenerate in the eyes in conservatives and equally worthy of joy and life in the eyes of the “weird” queer community you shun.

killingnmaiming
rakukajas

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

  • cleaning or wipe your bare feet
  • breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
  • putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
  • eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
  • seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
  • cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
  • the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
  • when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
roach-works

  • crossing your legs so a cat can curl up in your lap
  • seeing something beautiful and gesturing for the nearest stranger to come look
  • rolling over a log to see the bugs on the underside
  • picking up a good stick and swishing it around to hear the Stick Noise
jumpingjacktrash

  • everything to do with making a fire outdoors
  • poking at things and creatures on a shore
  • putting a particularly nice fruit where everyone can see it
gallusrostromegalus

  • Turning dirt over and planting seeds
  • saying “cows” when you see some cows while driving, and doing the like with Horses, Sheep, Deer etc.
  • Going out of your way to get close to the edge of any body of water to see if there are fish in it.
  • Thump side of dog like bongo drums
  • Breaking a stick or stick-like object (spaghetti, straw hay, etc.) in half anf half again and half again and so on.
  • Pulling up a handful of grass and dumping it on your friend.